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December
2016
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What the expert on everything wants for the holidays

Ubiquitous media presence Tim Caulfield is wishing for the gift of more time, and he’s willing to warp reality to get it.

By NEWS STAFF

Who

Tim Caulfield, health law expert and author of Is Gwyneth Paltrow Wrong About Everything?

What he wants

A time machine that can warp the space-time continuum

Why he wants it

A time machine would allow me to schedule some serious TV consumption—and no, dammit, I haven’t seen Westworld yet. Of course, this machine would also allow me to find more time for exercise and sleep. Better yet, screw the machine, let’s restructure society to make those things easier for everyone.

P.S.

Dear Santa,

I also want a Patriots helmet autographed by Tom Brady. Let's go Santa!

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